Frasier, S09E01 “Don Juan in Hell, part 1” (2001)

In Season 9 of the television show Frasier, the character Frasier stands at a lost-luggage counter fighting to relocate his lost bag:

“Scene Three – Airport Storage Room Frasier is standing at the counter. A luggage clerk hauls in a large bag.

“Clerk: Oh, I apologize for the inconvenience, but, uh, at least there’s a happy ending, right?

“Frasier: [sarcastic] My suitcase is inside this to keep it safe?

“Clerk: So…

“Frasier: That is not my bag.

“Clerk: Right. I’ll keep looking. [He disappears to the back again. Another customer comes in.]

“Man: Have you been waiting here long?

“Frasier: Time is irrelevant here in the Seventh Circle of Hell — a place where even despair dies. Prepare yourself for a lifetime…

“Man: Oh, here it is!

“Frasier: Oh, well, how nice for you. [The man picks up one of two suitcases sitting by the counter. He turns to go, but stops.]

“Man: Hey, you’re Dr. Frasier Crane, aren’t you? I’m a big fan! [. . .]”    —KACL780.net: The Frasier Archives Transcripts

The first two episodes of Frasier‘s season 9 are available to stream on Amazon Prime Video (subscription required).

Contributed by Mark Coggeshall